It seems like just yesterday that Hollygrove’s native son, Weezy F. Baby, finally gifted us with his 12th studio album, “The Carter 5”. After a tumultuous 6 year wait, the record was finally released and eventually went platinum. Here we are not even a year later and Wayne is prepping the rollout for his next album “Funeral”. Who else but Wayne could build the hype by going on a nationwide tour with Blink 182?

The anticipation is building as wait to see what Mr. Carter has cooked up for us this year. It has already been confirmed, by Wayne himself, that Lil Baby, and possibly Big Sean, will be featured on the track “I Do It”. If anyone knows how to keep the streets talking and the internet buzzing, it’s Wayne. “The Best Rapper Alive” has continued to reinvent himself time and time again, and the fans cannot wait to hear the forthcoming lyrical acrobatics. Weezy never fails to bring us that new energy and keep us on our toes.

Remember when Wayne read every rhyme that he had, as he tore them out of his rhyme book, and then proceeded to go paperless for the rest of his career?

Remember how that track set up the precedent for his game-changing mixtape run; which in turn paved the way for one of the most iconic album series?

Remember when he started skateboarding seriously, and switched genres because, why the hell not?

As we all know, Wayne has a big personality, and is not afraid to let that be known. He’s going to go hard with everything that he does. Curren$y recently said, “…I showed the homey BAPE and he did what he does. He Lil Wayne’d it. He bought EVERYTHING”. The point being, whether it is writing, freestyling, playing guitar, cracking a joke, skateboarding, having a mixtape series, or having an iconic album series, Wayne will try to be the best at it. And if he is not the best, he will damn sure keep putting in work trying to become the best.

You know why Wayne is “The Best Rapper Alive”? Because, he spoke it. He lived it. He manifested it. He became what he wanted to be. He became what he always knew he would. Not since Fred G. Sanford told America, “…the G stands for ‘goin places’!”, has there been a catch phrase as iconic as “Weezy F. Baby, the F stands for…”. In honor of Wayne, and his unmatched consistency, we have decided to share some of our favorite punchlines that have proven to us that Weezy is indeed “The Best Rapper Alive.”

@whoismisscash:
“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna…”

“Almost drowned in the pussy so I swam to her butt…”

“My girl legs open better smash that, don’t be surprised if she ask where the cash at…”

@angiesosawc:
“You know I’ma ball ’til they turn off the field lights
The fruits of my labor, I enjoy ’em while they still ripe…”

“I love my BM’s, I love my YM ain’t no more CM
Let’s pluck out the stems, let’s fuck like a nympho…”

“If I told you I’mma do it, I did it
Got my city on my fitted, bout to pop it, let’s get it
Lets get it motherfucker whatcha waitin on…”

@LongLiveTheChef:
“When the jungle was open, I rolled in with the riders
Stole food from the bears, and brought it back to the lions…”

“Cut your telephone we riding where phones don’t roam they don’t even come on…”

“Make the skinny girl holla, make the fat girl hungry
Make the ugly girls want me, put the pretty girls on me
Make the shy girls horny, make the fly girls corny…”

@drecooley:‬
“I am magnificent like Marcus, You might wanna fall back like August, or late September whatever you call it, i hit niggas in the head like Vintage…”

“They say I’m the man in this bitch,
And if money talks well I’m the ventriloquist…”

“And i got the haters like when will he stop?
Maybe a minute after never, set your clocks…”

@ayeyovontay:
“I’ll be on that “Fuck yo’ clique, I’ll kill every member” shit
Cold as December shit, bang in any weather shit
And they could buy your bag with body parts sold separate…”

“I don’t know karate but after the brain I kick you out…”

“They say we learn from mistakes, well that’s why the mistake me…”

@hypeceo:
“Yes, I’m in the building, you just on the list of guest names
And all of my riders do not give a fuck, X-Games
Guns turn you boys into pussy’s, sex change
And I smoke ’til I got chest pains…”

“I’m a Young Money Millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair,
My criteria compared to your career just isn’t fair,
I’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed
Threw the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind,
Cause I don’t write shit cause I ain’t got time,
Cause my seconds, minutes, hours go to the almighty dollar,
And the almighty power of that cha cha cha cha chopper,
Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Father motherfuck a copper,
Got the Maserati dancin’ on the bridge pussy poppin’,
Tell the coppers, ha ha ha ha you can’t catch’ em, you can’t stop ’em,
I go by them goon rules
If you can’t beat ’em then you pop ’em,
You can’t man em then you mop ’em,
You can’t stand em then you drop em,
You pop em cause we pop em like Orville Redenbacher…”

@vincevalholla:
“Arthritis in my hand from writing
But I’m a doctor they don’t understand my writing…”

“I’m a Venereal disease, like a menstrual bleed
Through the pencil, I leak on the sheet on the tablet…”
“Yall lying on wax like ear-buds…”

@robmarkman:
“When i was 5 my favorite movie was gremlins
and that ain’t got shit to do with this verse but i thought i should mention…”

“That persistence with that commitment
If i don’t get it somebody gonna die tonight
I know my vibe is tight and I deserve the throne
and if the kid ain’t right then let me die in this song…”

“Real G’s move in silence like Lasagna…”

@fauxdamedash:
“Like Eli Im from New Orleans I’m a Giant in this bitch.
Move the G and add a S and put the I before the N
and put the A in front of that and that is what i am to the end
that’s a saint muhfucka simplify it for them
where ya funeral come with a second line at the end
yeah, but you won’t be second lining with them
cuz you’ll be in a hearse that’s behind all of them
I see your homies dressed in black like they finna ride
But that fashion statement, is telling a lie…”

@bizzycrook:
“The metal let em burn like usher but worser , if there’s any beef I come ron’ like Mercer…”

“Man, I got Summer hatin on me cause I’m hotter than the Sun
Got Spring hatin on me cause I ain’t never sprung
Winter hating on me cause I’m colder than ya’ll
And I would never, I would never fall…”

“I search but never find, hurt but never cry
I work and forever try, but I’m cursed, so never mind…”

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